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ตอนที่ 112 ปาฏิหาริย์ของโจ๊กหนึ่งชาม

มิงตอบ “ไม่ใช่ เอ่อ…ริดสีดวงทวารผมหายไปแล้ว”
“อะไรนะ? เล่นอะไร?” ภรรยาถานหมิงลุกพรวดขึ้นมา จากนั้นด่ายิ้มๆ “คุณนอนจนสับสนรึเปล่า? พูดถึงความฝันเหรอ?” สิ้นเสียง ภรรยาถานหมิงหน้าเปลี่ยนสี “ของฉันก็เหมือนหายไปเหมือนกัน…”
บ้านหยางผิง
“ที่รัก กลากเกลื้อนที่เท้าผมเหมือนจะหายไปแล้วล่ะ…”
“เป็นไปได้ยังไง? หืม? จริงๆ ด้วย…”
……
เหตุการณ์คล้ายๆ กันเกิดขึ้นกับคนจำนวนมาก ตอนนี้ทุกคนไม่นอนกันแล้ว พากันตื่นขึ้น
ไก่ตัวผู้ข้างนอกยังไม่ขัน แต่ชาวบ้านพวกนี้รบกวนจนคนอื่นตื่น จึงพากันไม่พอใจ ตะคอกต่อว่า…ตามด้วยเสียงหมาเห่า หมาก็เห่าจนเด็กร้องไห้ เวลานี้หมู่บ้านเล็กๆ เกิดความวุ่นวายอีกครั้ง
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  1. 模型: /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/model/
  2. 视图: /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/view/default/chapter_show.htm
  3. 控制器: /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/control/show_control.class.php
  4. 日志目录: /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/log/
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  1. #0 [time:0.0001s] SET character_set_connection=utf8mb4, character_set_results=utf8mb4, character_set_client=binary, sql_mode=''
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  4. #3 [time:0.0006s] SELECT * FROM le_cms_chapter WHERE id='57445' LIMIT 1 [explain type: const | rows: 1]
  5. #4 [time:0.0003s] SELECT * FROM le_cms_chapter_data WHERE id='57445' LIMIT 1 [explain type: const | rows: 1]
  6. #5 [time:0.0003s] SELECT * FROM le_cms_novel WHERE id='165' LIMIT 1 [explain type: const | rows: 1]
  7. #6 [time:0.0005s] SELECT id FROM le_cms_chapter WHERE novel_id='165' ORDER BY id ASC LIMIT 0,500 [explain type: ref | rows: 561]
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      3. #2 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/config/config.inc.php
      4. #3 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/lib/base.func.php
      5. #4 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/lib/core.class.php
      6. #5 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/lib/debug.class.php
      7. #6 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/lib/log.class.php
      8. #7 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/lib/model.class.php
      9. #8 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/lib/view.class.php
      10. #9 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/lib/control.class.php
      11. #10 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/db/db.interface.php
      12. #11 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/db/db_mysqli.class.php
      13. #12 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/cache/cache.interface.php
      14. #13 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/cache/cache_memcache.class.php
      15. #14 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/ext/network/Network__interface.php
      16. #15 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/config/plugin.inc.php
      17. #16 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/plugin/editor_um/conf.php
      18. #17 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/plugin/le_links/conf.php
      19. #18 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/runcache/misc.func.php
      20. #19 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/runcache/core_lang/zh-cn.php
      21. #20 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/runcache/lang/zh-cn.php
      22. #21 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/runcache/lecms_control/parseurl_control.class.php
      23. #22 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/runcache/lecms_model/runtime_model.class.php
      24. #23 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/runcache/lecms_control/show_control.class.php
      25. #24 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/runcache/lecms_control/base_control.class.php
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      27. #26 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/runcache/lecms_model/category_model.class.php
      28. #27 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/runcache/lecms_model/cms_content_model.class.php
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      31. #30 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/runcache/lecms_model/kv_model.class.php
      32. #31 /www/wwwroot/wiki-live.com/lecms/xiunophp/tpl/sys_trace.php